...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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