just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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