Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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