I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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