He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
