you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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