i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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