is your mom at the bar?
my sisters under your porch take her home
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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