it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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