He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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