This girl is more easily done than said...
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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