why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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