I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
i think my cat just said my name.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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