I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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