Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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