By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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