U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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