Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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