There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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