Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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