Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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