I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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