Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dignity is for republicans.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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