sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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