Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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