he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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