That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wanna passion pit in your ass
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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