I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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