If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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