Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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