I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Randomize
