Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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