Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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