Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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