Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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