Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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