Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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