Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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