I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My vagina just recognized that song.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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