why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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