If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'm always down for nudity.
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