Banned from zoo.
Again?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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