Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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