i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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