I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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