do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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