just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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