I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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