The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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