Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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