You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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