What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
