So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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