I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just invented taco cereal.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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