I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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