worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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