Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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