If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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